Well Darlings,

I think something has gone wrong with our solar system. Could we be stuck with a permanent full moon? I mean, there must be something to account for all the lunacy I’ve seen lately. We have nutters calling for Romeo and Juliet to no longer be a passionate play in our schools. They want the kissing taken out of it, saying a quick peck and a fleeting hug should suffice. Yeah, right! Like if that’s all they mean to each other they’re actually going to kill themselves? Why not just ban the play and be done with it? I’m sure it won’t be long before these fools notice that half the cast are running around with rapiers. I wonder what will they make of that, when they do? Read the rest of this entry »